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Texts From Superheroes

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Thanks to Andy Pannell for the text submission!

solsikkepop:
“I GOT A PACK OF MALE ARMOR FROM DRAGBODY AND PUT THIS ONE ON ARCADE AND IT TOOK ME COMPLETELY OFF GUARD I’M LOSING MY GODDAMN SHIT
”
solsikkepop:
“I GOT A PACK OF MALE ARMOR FROM DRAGBODY AND PUT THIS ONE ON ARCADE AND IT TOOK ME COMPLETELY OFF GUARD I’M LOSING MY GODDAMN SHIT
”

solsikkepop:

I GOT A PACK OF MALE ARMOR FROM DRAGBODY AND PUT THIS ONE ON ARCADE AND IT TOOK ME COMPLETELY OFF GUARD I’M LOSING MY GODDAMN SHIT

retrogamingblog:

Nintendo Silhouettes made by Atropicus

Being a woman is hard af.

notyourmamita:

No boobs? Damn. Grow some. Boobs? Cover yourself. You’re so vulgar. No ass? Everyone will laugh at you for it. Ass? Well, better cover yourself cause you don’t wanna draw attention to that booty, right? Short? You need to wear those heels. Tall? Damn. You cannot be taller than men. Also, never wear heels. Skinny? Gotta gain weigh cause no one likes bones. Chubby? Eat healthy!!!! Nobody likes fat bitches. You like makeup? Hell no. Taking you swimming on the first date. No makeup? Please, take care of yourself. Don’t be so lazy.

We, women, are constantly shamed for everything so we, as well, might do whatever we want.

blondmisanthrope:
“They really are sharp over at Vox, aren’t they?
”
blondmisanthrope:
“They really are sharp over at Vox, aren’t they?
”
blondmisanthrope:
“They really are sharp over at Vox, aren’t they?
”
blondmisanthrope:
“They really are sharp over at Vox, aren’t they?
”

blondmisanthrope:

They really are sharp over at Vox, aren’t they?

twitchytyrant:
“I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice
”
twitchytyrant:
“I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice
”
twitchytyrant:
“I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice
”
twitchytyrant:
“I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice
”

twitchytyrant:

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

katthedemonslayer:

me: i wanna go get a tattoo
bank account: no the fuck you dont

eeli-ah:
“the harvest is bountiful this year
”
eeli-ah:
“the harvest is bountiful this year
”
eeli-ah:
“the harvest is bountiful this year
”

eeli-ah:

the harvest is bountiful this year

just-shower-thoughts:

I wonder if anyone actually finds newborn babies cute, or if all of society is faking it.

neproxrezi:
“ you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief
”
neproxrezi:
“ you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief
”
neproxrezi:
“ you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief
”
neproxrezi:
“ you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief
”
neproxrezi:
“ you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief
”
neproxrezi:
“ you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief
”
neproxrezi:
“ you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief
”

neproxrezi:

you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief 

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