you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?
the concert pianists?
but you, the tumblr blogger
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music
"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.
The September to December season of video games